My first ever attempt at parody. I am writing this in response to #ThePrompt:
by Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
And it does not help that I am having one of those days when Luck seems rather more fickle than usual.
Sing to the tune of 'Some Guys Have All The Luck' by Rod Stewart if you really must. And take it all with a pinch of salt.
Chorus: Some bloggers have all the luck Some bloggers have all the gain Some bloggers get all the breaks Some bloggers do nothing but complain
Sat at home in front of a computer screen
and I'm screaming
That other blogger has 5000 followers
I'm sadly lagging
How does it feel when they win giveaways
and rank higher
It seems so unfair when there's luck everywhere
but there's none for me
Competitions to run on the blog I hope it is me Trying all I can Trying really hard at everything Other bloggers get sponsored posts My bank is empty A blogging career seems a distant dream I ain't that lucky