Children can say the most amusing and awe-inspiring things.
Our J is no different. Being two, he is experimenting with language, with speech, grammar and comprehension. There are no rules, no boundaries, no limits. Unlike an adult, he has the freedom to say what he thinks, when he thinks it. He has the liberty to coin new words and new phrases. He can use them in whatever context he deems fit.
The results are truly remarkable. One-liners, conversations and definitions, some of which are worthy of a place in an updated version of the Oxford English Dictionary!
I hope to share some absolute pearls that are sure to make you smile, if not chuckle.